Shrapnel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Indecision 2000]

Nader wins? Whoa man.

The replay button was non-functional the at the time I watched this clip.

This clip was entertaining- drawn very well and the sound was clear and crisp.
It looked like Gore was cheating in this clip. I think he was taking 1 beer to every 3 Bush was taking.

Conclusion: Good solid portal entertainment.

[EVIL EYE: Finished]

Sure there was an eye but what happened after?

It started off perfectly ok then after the bank scene I think the author went on an acid trip.

Submit something after you put more time and thought into it.

From the looks of it "EVIL EYE: Finished" suffered a severe budget cut.

[Alien Fred]

Like a comic book.

This submission is like a comic book and advances the story page by page only with each page animated.
The story is lacking and the whole thing is a little too short but future work from the author could be promising.

[The Wife Beater]

Get dat wife beater!

The animation/graphics in this entry remind me of chalk drawings. Music was fitting and the story was amusing.

It's a funny short that did no wrong.

[Adventures in Skating]

I don't know about the adventure but it was funny

Entertainment worthy of the portal.
The sound was lacking in this entry but the content makes up for it.
The verbal exchange between the characters was amusing as well.
This entry may not be the most innovative one in the Portal but it's worth a good laugh.

Can't wait for more from the author.

[Akward Situationz]

EEEEEEE!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! EEEE!!!! AAAHH!!!

EEEEEEE!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! EEEE!!!! AAAHH!!!
EEEEEEE!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! EEEE!!!! AAAHH!!!
EEEEEEE!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! EEEE!!!! AAAHH!!!

I can see what this movie implies but I don't think women do "that", "that way".

Especially not with the dress on.

With the way her hands moved you'd think Grandma had a dick instead.

If she did you'd have different problems.

[Al Gore Does Pyramid]

Interesting take on pyramid.

The audio clips were put together quite well.
Pretty funny but I think the effect would've been the same listening to an audio file- the animation didn't really add much to the overall effect.

Still, one of the better political jabs I've seen on the portal.

[Bitch in Bar]

I'm all for violence but.....

I'm assuming you made this in reaction to your frustration in picking up women at bars?

I'm all for violence in portal movies but this was not funny. You can't just kill things and expect people to laugh. You have to do it different ways with a premise. Or do it in a way that none of use expect.

This was more disturbing- disturbingly lame.

[The Riggs Caper]

Stop writing reviews for yourself.

Is it me or is lordmidnight, sairuk and Videoguy17
are the author reviewing his own work?
Quote "This fycorsia guy is like a young Orson Welles"
Uh, yea sure.
Do us all a favour and delete this entry.
It's so bad I'm speechless.

[Mikeys Puppy]

I Guess Mikey's Puppy is a girl....

The graphics and animation used were pretty interesting. I did not see that ending coming by a longshot. I thought he'd just keep trying different ways the throw the ball. I laughed pretty hard at the ending even though it was pretty rude.

Good twist for an entertaining portal entry.