Nice stick men.
I was sooooo ready to see that stick man die.
But no the author was too kind and let him live.
The author started with a big idea but kind of fizzled out at the end. It was the beginning of a masterpiece...
Well maybe not but it's still a cop out ending.
Ivan sure is pretty angry!
Hahahah. It's pretty funny when Ivan gets knocked out of the tank by the bunny head. The bit with the bazooka is funny too. The look on that guy's face is classic.
I loved the contrast between Ivan's black and white vs the colour of everything he destroys.
I'm shocked this thing is only 5 k.
The music really fits the action.
Sure this is a pointless portal entry but it's really fucking funny.
And is that his tongue sticking out of his mouth?
I can't wait for the next one.
Let's see if the author can expand his ideas.
Thx for comments
And yes, that IS his tongue sticking out of his mouth!!
You ripped off a website.
This would've been ok if it was an ORIGINAL IDEA.
The author could've at least not taken the graphics from the website he ripped it off from.
(www.geocities.com/C5 12H/)
The button at the end was a nice touch though but I really hate plagiarism.
I don't think that was getting hit in the nuts
I don't think that guy got hit in the nuts.
I think he just got turned into a eunuch.
That sure is one mean banana though.
The clip just wasn't enought to make me laugh though. Maybe it's because all the blood had someone's crotch involved. I crossed my legs as I watched.
Whoopsie. Needs salt and pepper.
This entry would've tasted better with sound.
Aside from the fact the plot was way over my head
(or was it non-existent?) it really wasn't too bad of a clip. Needs a start button and stop button. Those are essential.
It looks like the author has the characters fleshed out on his drawing board but he doesn't give a chance for them to be fleshed out in the clip.
Too many ideas in such a short film (hence the story gets really messy- didn't they die from the giant fruit? How did they come back to life?)
I'm sure a better clip is in the future.
Good start. Go Klingon monkeys!
Needs more special spear throwing skills.
The parody started off ok but got a little lame right before that yum dog died but it got better after that (don't forget to click the dog when he dies for the Easter Egg- the game itself is pretty amusing and better than more than half the stuff in the portal on its own- needs sound effects though)
Yum rapping was lame but the dialogue exchange between the divas was entertaining.
Good parody overall.
Can't wait for the side scrolling game coming up.
Some parts of the cartoon were buggy for me- i.e. the shooting part looped over and over, I had to right click and select play for it to continue.
Face blue robot death citizen!
Unlike most of the crap I've seen today this entry was pretty good.
Lacked some sound effects here and there and dragged a little at the beginning but I'm glad I stayed to watch the whole thing.
I enjoyed watching this clip. Not exactly unique but still fun to watch. Music fit the scenario as well. This entry plays more like a music video than a strange short with the way the scene fit with the tune.
The author comments "Here is my attempt at Flash " and I say it was a damn good one.
Funny audio- needs some polishing though
The audio was alright in this entry.
Needs a play button and a stop button so it stops looping.
If the normal interface was brushed up (while the actual portal portrayals stayed crappy) this entry would be better.
I laughed. Sue me.
They should re-name Cuba Elian's Island
Another clip jabbing at everybody's favourite Cuban boy.
It was ho ho funny but not ha ha funny.
It's amusing but it's really just a bunch of clips floating here and there. A fair interpretation of the song but it just needs to be wackier.
This is Newgrounds!
Go all out on the wack factor!
And where's the crazy fisherman?
A little better than Matt List
Recipe: 1 portal entry
Taste: Bland
Needs: sound, more filler, more action
Keep trying!
If you put some more effort you could probably make a decent clip.
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