Shrapnel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wheelman trailer]

Go vote people!

I saw the whole thing before it got cut down-
The animation in this is great- you feel like you're part of the action during the car case scenes.
This trailer captures the excitement of the Wheelman cartoon but doesn't give much plot wise.

My only complaint is that Wheelman has a goofy voice

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[How Many Licks?]

So how many licks DOES it take.

Cool graphics, kick ass audio.
Leeeezzzzzz-beeee-aaan nnnn.

My only question is what IS the centre of a lesbian?

The world may never know that either.

But what I do hope to find out is if the author makes more cartoons like this.

More more more!

[No Hunting]

I'll never look at Whitetails the same anymore.

Short, simple and very sweet.
Clips like these keep the portal a nice place to visit.

Good setup and resolution to climax.

I also liked the fact that the author didn't show the hunter getting killed- showing it would just be cheesy for this clip and it's much more funnier showing the whitetail message instead.

I'll be more careful in the forest next time.
Bambi might be packing.

[Corporate Puppet]

That's some ass-kissing.

The audio was a little too high pitched for my liking but I really enjoyed the animation.
Also, the clip didn't have that big of an impact on me message-wise- idea was a little trite and you didn't feel too much for the character either.

Still, this is one of the better portal entries here. Highly enjoyable and dramatic ending.
I really liked the puppet sticks that held the protagonist up (aw well as everything else in the city- even the birds!) and the nagging secretary was pretty funny.
The animation style is very original too- I can't wait for more work from this author.
I hope this becomes the pick of the week.

[Pokemon Sex Toys]

For the woman that doesn't have it all.

Can't think of a Christmas gift for your loved one?

Pokémon Sex Toys are the way to go!

Though I suspect only girls under 16 like Pokémon that's none of my business is it?

It would've been better if the "goods" shown didn't just have Pikachu painted on the product but rather Pikachu was "part" of the product.
Then you can really Poké-mon if you catch my drift.

[Miss.Dynamite XI]

Consoles suck!

Although this entry in the series is probably the weakest plot wise and carries the least amount of jokes it's still one of the best portal entries out there. None of the voices were screwed up this time like the earlier ones though.
Again I have to say the voice acting is superb as are the graphics.
The screeching pogo stick did it for me. : )

More more more!

[Miss.Dynamite X]

Drugs in the pizza?

Damn funny clip. Sirkowski manages to pack a joke every second of this clip.
Sure we don't know how Eva and Blackie got rid of the Teletubbies but hey, it's a flash cartoon right?

The sound during the spinning light part after they got drugged was a little abrasive on the ears though.

[Miss.Dynamite IX]

Nothing like a good beating down.

Slick dialogue and good voices behind it to boot!

I really can't say much else- it's pretty much perfect.
The only thing is the pizza guy speaking is a little off- he doesn't quite finish his first sentence when the second sentence starts and overlaps the first (in the version I watched at least- hopefully it'll get fixed)

[Miss.Dynamite VIII]

Death to Backstreet!

One of the l33t portal entries.
This one didn't work right for some reason on my computer- it wasn't sync'd properly- the dialogue went by too quickly.

The bit with Scary Spice and the Emperor was great.

And the cool part is the author has a whole series!

[Blink 182 Mini Video]

Not a bad rendition.

It's a pretty good portrayal of the band Blink 182. The only reason I'm not rating it higher is due to the lack of creativity.
This would really kick ass if the author gave it some more life- have segments of the band playing interspersed with some clip of something (just not an old fat man with his shirt off like many grunge videos).
Also, the author could show the concert from different angles.
Animation and art-wise it kicks ass.