Shrapnel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Miss.Dynamite XIV]

The best Miss Dynamite yet!

That was definitely the best Miss Dynamite yet.
Although there were some problems with the male voice cracking, I applaud Sirkowski's efforts to make the portal entry in another language.

The story flowed very well and the transitions between scenes were flawless- it really felt like a big production.

Sirkowski is getting better and better with each Miss Dynamite animation and each cartoon gets smoother and more enjoyable as the series progresses.

The only flaw? It's too short! But I'm not going to complain about that or else he'll start drawing stick figures... I think the NG portal has enough of that...

This was well worth the wait- exceeded my expectations.

Sirkowski responds:

Thanks, I was scare that since it took so long to be finished, people would be disapointed. Delays usualy create big expectations.

[Field Guide to Snapping]

Slick and funky.

The music for this was awesome and the animation complemented it very well.

The animation was fluid and felt very organic. I liked how the "music video" progressed. I also liked how it started to get really trippy toward the end...
And hell- you can't go wrong with dancing animals!


A minor thing to change would be to have 2 replay buttons- one to replay the clip from the beginning of the song and another to replay the clip from the credits. I mean I could right click the movie and replay it myself but the button thing is just an idea.

This was a really enjoyable entry- I hope to see more from the author in the future...
This is my first 10 overall for a review.

[G HaWk AnD OrAnGe ClOcK]

G Hawk's partying it up with Orange.

The only thing the bugged me about this entry was the lack of a preloader and the fact that G-Hawk and Orange Clock kept partying non-stop...

I don't know about Orange Clock but I know for a fact G-Hawk can't party forever....


I was entertained.

Surprisingly.

OrangeClock responds:

Actually, there IS a preloader.

[Halloween Ball Movie]

I was so scared.

That I couldn't move...


Thanks for voting, Shrapnel!
Your vote was worth 9.88 votes. The more experience points you have, the more your vote is worth!

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 2.32!

Radam responds:

The review is organic. This isn't nepotism; Shrapnel really likes it! I think I like this even better than straight tens.

Don't let that make you guys think you can stop voting straight 5's, though.

Thank you, Shrapnel.

[Gender Roles]

I really do have a penis!

I really do have a penis!
It's true!

I like the Machine Head - Five loop during the credits- it's a catchy beat.

It's too bad this short wasn't longer but it was still funny.

I'm surprised it hasn't gotten more flak for bashing women...

Even though it's a joke. : )

But hey- the penis is more versatile!
You can pee in any direction without moving your body, you can make sandwiches, fight crime...

Thanks for letting me do the goofy voice Cable.

cableshaft responds:

Damn straight. My penis, I mean. Straight as the lead pipe in the movie Clue. Just as big too.

Koe wa nakereba, kore ga eega shita mono datta. Seikaku hanashimasen.

[Matty's Problem]

GEEE-ZUS!!!!

Matty's Problem was off-beat and wacky...

The voice acting was great!
The only part I found awkward was line with "..validate that type..." - the whole sentence sounded a little fumbled.

But the joke was wonderful, the ability to choose "all at once" or "once every day" was a bonus.

It's too bad some of the reviewers are too homophobic to laugh at an entry like this.

And just when I thought the clip was finished I get hit with another 'gag'.

Good shit- I want to see more from the author.

And if anyone thinks I rated this too high, lick my dingleberry- it's late and I laughed hard when I watched this- all 8 times.

[Harry Potter/DBZ]

It's got balls of power of a thousand moons

Superb!
The parody of DBZ at the beginning was wonderful- that show has too much talking and not enough fighting.... Goku definitely needs to shut the hell up.
I read some previous comments and it looks like the author is adding a feature to start the movie from the shut up Goku selection menu.
If it isn't too much trouble, it'd be cool if he could add a bit more violence to those scenes....
I can't stand Goku at all....

The voice acting in this entry was great even though it was hard to understand Goku at times (which isn't important because he's supposed to shut the hell up anyway) and I like the background music that played for the duration of the clip....

The rewinding of the movie was a neat effect as well.

The strength of this clip comes from the fact that a bunch of random wacky events were strung together in such a way that it didn't make any sense even though it was in the context of Harry's magic show....

I don't think I know what I'm taking about...

But I'm going to watch it again.


"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't, I'll go find out"

ImageNation responds:

Thanks actually right after you posted this we added the new option at the end of the movie. As for the added violence we won't do that not to this cartoon any how but we have a few others in the works that should meet that need:) thanks for the review

[BBS Shenanigans part 1!]

Twas a good romp

Ah... EviLDoG's sick and twisted ways captured in a flash medium for all to see!

It does it's job and it's evident that the author can make something more elaborate in the future.

As I promised...
Thanks for voting, Shrapnel!
Your vote was worth 9.87 votes. The more experience points you have, the more your vote is worth!

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 2.70!

Kudos!

[Infantry Skirmish]

Short Skirmish of Solace

This was a fun light hearted entry with action reminiscent of multiple video games.

No plot but still a jocose string of scenes put together.

For a first entry- this was quite impressive.

The bright colours added to the cartoony action and violence.

With a plot and a more focused effort, I am sure the author could come up with some killer material in the future.

I'd give this a 6 but I'm in a good mood so it gets a 7.

)

[Newgrounds Suggestion]

It's not as bad as everyone says.

I really don't think this entry is as bad as the other reviews say.
It has a cute concept.

Compared too all the Britney Spears Fucks garbage that is on the portal this entry is great.

The author had an opinion and expressed it.

Most of the people who reviewed it took it personally and too seriously and had to express their teenage angst by making fun of the author of this entry.

I don't think the author should take the reviews too harshly and continue to goof around in flash.

This entry needs music.
It auto-rewinds so it doesn't need a replay button.

I think the author should be proud it's turd of the week.