Shrapnel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Quest for Ki1o's Gold - I]

My feet hurt!

I enjoyed this portal entry.
My only complaint is that the music was louder than the voices making it hard to hear the voices.... but it was good foresight by the author to put subtitles.

I can't wait for the next episode!

[BurritoClock Show Ep.2]

Loved that Tyson voice.

Excellent sound integration by BurritoClock.
I'm a fan of Conan O'Brien too so it helped my enjoyment of this parody/show.
The Mike Tyson voice was quite good as well.

Overall a nice entry... it's unfortunately a large file but with the amount of audio crammed in there it's unavoidable.

Good work BurritoClock.

[I]

Just a green screen?

"just a green screen February 11, 2002
Reviewed by: MI4_REAL_2001 Overall rating: 0
Whoever got this to 1.57 is obviously retarded.
Graphics: 0 Sound: 0 Interactivity: 0 Style: 0 Violence: 0 Humor: 0
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I forgive him... it's like the time I thought there wasn't a preloader for "G HaWk AnD OrAnGe ClOcK" when I meant to say put a start button after the preloader because I when I wait for movies to load I go off and do something else when NG is slow... so I said there wasn't a preloader when there was.
But hey, I guess time is precious when you have to review movies as quick as p00p is ejected from your ass when you have diarrhea.

FIFEN 4 'I'.

[Various Clocks]

I will be ShrapnelClock.

Funny movie with great voice work.
Nothing to really say.... I really enjoyed it.

FIFEN from me too.

[Here Comes ClearClock!]

A sad story...

Poor ClearClock...

scientists are now working on a way to transplant alphas to fruit clocks.

I'd donate part of my alpha if I could.

[CNN]

I'd watch CNN...

... if ClearClock was a reporter.

I am not a Britney Spears fan and I doubt Bin Laden does either... but it was a smart move by him to get the attention of the Western world... pop-fans in particular.

Perhaps now the 'anti-war' protesters will be overwhelmed by the Britney Spears fans.

[Pokemon: to Die]

To Die: Pokemon

Gotta kill them all...

This entry was a little repetitive.. especially without and end to it.... it kept looping.
But the deaths of the pokemon weren't creative enough... it wasn't satisfying enough to watch them die.

A preloader with a start button would be nice too.

[Vader Feels Lucky]

Vader wasn't lucky enough.

The entry needed to stop at the end to allow the view some time to laugh.


The music choice was nice however and the punchline was funny.

I think if Vader started bashing the machine it would have been less funny.

[Mr. Clean!]

I wanted to see children die.

Amusing.
I wanted to see lots of children dying from drinking Mr. Clean... oh well.
The use of the song at the end to introduce the author's name was probably the funniest part of the entry.

The front pages of the newspapers scrolled by too quickly but everything else was pretty smooth.

[NG Chatroom]

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ph33r killbot!

Entertaining entry...
I really liked the caricatures and the way the story (if you could call it that) progressed.

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