Shrapnel's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[the negotiator]

You just can't win sometimes.

I'm a sucker for interactivity. My only big complaint is the grammatical error "your"
It should be "you're" a contraction of you are.

A lot of people complain about stick men but as long as the stick men do something worthwhile it isn't a big issue.

The air raid was pretty funny though it looked more like pebbles were falling on him.
If the author could come up with better backgrounds (which are easier to do than drawing people) and still have stick figures doing wacky
things the author could come up with some higher quality material.

[She-male: Avoid the nuts!]

Stay away she-males!

Cool and original game.
It gets really damn fast on the last one...
My fast computer (/me braggin) doesn't help but it's satisfying when you win.

And no it doesn't burn when I pee.

And yes the bitch has your money.

Looping music a little off though.

[nudity]

One weird machine.

I'm not sure what to say.
It's interesting.
I'm just not sure what I just saw either.

It's very abstract- maybe too abstract for the portal.

If the gadget had a more direct function this entry would be pretty cool.

Would is the key here.

[AMOK]

Drunk and crazy.

The "drunk" aim was a neat effect however this portal movie doesn't have enough variety or uniqueness to make it stand out from the crowd.
The graphics are pleasing and there is some humor here and there.
It's still good work- just needs more zip.

[tuna fish]

Tune-a-Fish!

Interesting portal entry but the interface needs work.

There should be a way to shut off the loop and the voices should not be activated by mouse-over but rather mouse clicking. It's hard to pick words to say that are across from other words because you end up saying the words that are in between the ones you want. (How's that for a run-on?).
The loop is also too loud in comparision to the instruments and the sound quality isn't crisp enough.
Still this portal entry is one of the more innovative "music gadgets" out there.
Colourful graphics make this entry attractive and the sounds are quite "new-age".

[Wack-A-Bush (fixed)]

Wacking Bush- Not in the gross way.

The scoring system for this game seems buggy.
I hit about 14 of them and my score was a faded 3?

It's an average portal movie that just needs a little polishing up.

Although it's fun to hit Bush (even though he looks more like Donald Trump) with a finger (finger you ask? there's no hammer- your mouse is a little hand which you click on Bush) The game could use some touching up.

[AP Puzzle]

Design flawed.

The pieces will "shrink" and automatically fit into the spots where they belong- major flaw.
Even if that wasn't the case the image is too easy to solve.
Next puzzle please.

[Teletubbies -Mercy Kill.]

cool but did you have to use the them song? lol

Great game.
The weapon switching for range is a great idea.

Reload button could be closer to the weapon switch or vice versa.

And make a button to stop the theme song!
Hearing it makes me want to shoot more Teletubbies... or was that your intention the whole time?

Can't wait to see what the author applies his graphical talents to next.

[Absalom RPG (Flash 5)]

Absalom?

Nice RPG.
Would be nice if there was a faster way to walk around and a faster vs. screen though.

I enjoyed the combat system.
The person wrote "miss miss miss" for their review obviously did NOT read the instructions for the game. What's with people rating portal movies without viewing the god damn thing first or making an effort to try playing the game (if it is one)
I agree with another reviewer that flash may be a limiting medium for you.

Anyways, that was a very fun RPG- lengthy (that's a good thing but I was afraid my browser would crash on me half way). The plot is decent too and there is some minor character development.
Enemy design is fine too.
The music gets repetitive but for 836k I'm not going to bitch more.

Keep up the good work- can't wait for the next one.

[Monkey Capture]

STOP THE MONKEYS DAMNIT!

Although the plot is a little weak the graphics, humor and excellent use of music in this portal entry make it fun to play.

It's a little too fast on a Pentium III... nigh impossible to click the mouse that fast.


Still the game is amusing even though it's just reflex mouse clicking.

A few minor tweaks here and there and this entry would kick a lot more ass. I mean the normal monkeys were harder to hit than the supermonkeys!

And longer credits dude! Your team deserves it!
They scrolled by too quickly.
Can't wait for more submissions from the author and co. Kudos!