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First he's swimming in money...

.... and now he's swimming in oil.

CARROTCLOCK HAS RETURNED.
I'm glad he found time in his busy schedule to make a game for us all to enjoy.

But is his coke still covered in shit?

I hate it when it happens to me.

<3 this game.
Loads of fun for all.

Sweet game.

Cool game.

The strongest part about this game was the responsive controls.

A lot of flash games out there have sluggish controls and slow response times.

FIFEN.

This is a nifty player.

I really like this.
It's simple and nice.

It's not a movie but it's a cool jukebox.

I really liked your preloader with all the background information.
It was nice how you could read all of it after the movie was loaded but it would be nice if you could go back to that menu using a button after you're in the play selection screen.

Produced by Jon's stuff?

At the end of the movie it says it was produced by Jon's stuff... did the author steal this movie? Or is it his name... *gasp*

Violent, and short.

It was a little stylish to throw Gore into something before shooting him though.

Not a bad start...

A disgusting game but amusing.

There was a bug that kept the 'enemy' on screen after it kept getting hit by 'poo' after it died.

The enemies in the game didn't really make sense in relation to the protagonist in the game.

Still, a functioning smooth game engine.

Good work author!

yay!

I like colouring and drawing pictures.

Fun!

And educational too!

Nothing like a punch in the face....

... to say I love you.

Bizzare short.
Wacky, bright and vibrant graphics.
The laughing of the kappa was pretty creepy too.

Nothing much else to report other than the fact that it made me laugh and that's all that counts.

Nice but gameplay needs work.

I really liked the concept and the graphics in this game... unfortunately, even on my fast computer, the game felt laggy and the controls were a little unreponsive.
This game would've been a lot better if there was more variety to the fighting and if the controls were a little cleaner. This is still one of the more superior portal entries out there.

I hope the author keeps pumping out this high quality material.

Oh- and it needs more blood- this is Newgrounds....

Good start for a nice adventure game.

This is a good start for an adventure game.
Although there was no music, the "action" sequences (QTE) were amusing. In future versions, it would be nice to see a continue feature if you die at a checkpoint to prevent the player from starting over (but this demo was so short it wasn't necessary). There needs to be a keyboard method to scroll the text because the action sequences come out of nowhere sometimes and your hand is still on the mouse preventing you from moving quickly enough to react (i.e. the Punk on the street).
The animation wasn't bad and the characters were "cute".
Dialogue exchange was also enjoyable.
Though there doesn't seem to be any reason to kill Ben perhaps we'll find out in future versions!

(message to the author- QTE, Quick Time Event sounds like Quicktime from Apple... might get sued (unless it's a term used in Shenmue) so I'd think of changing it)

Lyrs wrote: The girl with pink hair is like, 10, and "sporticus" is a musclebound accented, 30 yr old strongman who could easily have his way with her if he wasnt spending too much time getting high off "sports candy".

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