Age/Gender: 30, Male
Location: Sydney, Australia
Job: Medical Doctor
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I love OrangeClock and I loved this little clip.
The sound clip was a bit on the poor side but still funny nonetheless.
The animation was on the simple side (which was expected) but it missed some 'oompf' to it. It followed the dialogue but didn't maximize the potential of the clip.
It still served it's purpose.
Good work. :)
Author's Response:
Thank you.
I'm aware of the soundquality, I couldnt find the original clip (and believe me, I tried) so I had to take it crappily from the movie I refer to. And the animation? Yea.. I know. I'm lazy. But for some reason I'm feeling like doing a whole new Tribute to Orange. I believe you inspired me.. You'll see (maybe)
Thanks for watching.
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Well what can I say? It was beautiful.
How beautiful was it? If beautiful was the sun and ugly was David Hassledork's groin I would say the praying mantis feeds in the evening sun by the light of the dolphin's shiny tail reflecting in the water by pizza in the land of Ronald McDonald.
But seriously, excellent choice in music. Anyone with music choice this good should bear my children. Or I should bear his children.
Author's Response:
you'll never see me do or say anything bad ever again. unless it's about blacks or jews...
i don't like them.
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The worst part of this entry was when it ended.
I laughed, I cried... and I was spellbound by the dancing robots.
It was a lovely short with lovely graphics put together with lovely music.
lol robots can pee.
FIFEN.
You've come a long way _altr_! Keep up the good work!
Author's Response:
I was inspiored by none other then the queen herself, Tony Blair.
Thanks, <3 ...
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This is a prime example of how a short can have simple graphics but still be entertaining.
Perhaps not the most innovative of shorts but it was still a pleasure to watch.
I liked it when one of the characters just grabbed a new ice cream cone out of his thought bubble.
Author's Response:
Thanx!
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I don't recognize the new generations of clocks but this was still mildly entertaining.
FIFEN.
Author's Response:
From front to back:
Cine, BlueCherry, Inzane, Golden, Nef, School, and Elements. Thank you!
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I hope the author of this game got a job after some bigwig at a company played this!
The graphics were superb and the amount of detail when you shoot different places of the enemy was great. I had to bump the quality of the game down just to get it to run smoothy.
The introduction sequence had me laughing pretty hard. This game was damn entertaining.
It could use more variety but for the amount of lives you get, more variety could make the game too hard due to the lag experienced with the mouse aiming- however, you get used to it quickly and it is more of a CPU processing issue than a flaw in the game. I played the game with infinite lives and it was still just as fun.
The death sequences when the hero dies were lovely as well.
I can't say much else.. this game was just so awesome!
Somebody give this man a job!
Author's Response:
thanks. i actually did end up getting a job out of this.... 2 weeks after release... so i'm pretty relieved about that.
you're kinda purty for someone who's named shrapnel. i expected to see a recovering vietnam vet in your profile
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You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 1.69!
You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!
I can't believe this was rated so low...
I gave this entry a 5 because it was touching.
The choice of music was great and the narrative flowed very well. I'd cry if the nerves to my tear ducts weren't damaged.
Author's Response:
very interesting to see how people are either giving it their full votes or are bashing this.
thanks to you and everyone else who have worked to keep this up on NG. i sure do appreciate it.
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Nice use of music with the images.
A simple animation that was pleasurable to watch.
Kind of like an appetizer.
Nice work.
Author's Response:
I'm happy you enjoyed it. I hope my next ones will be of the full-course kind. Thanks much!
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Now I can pretend I'm Tom Fulp and get all the Newground ladies!
Author's Response:
GOOD SIR, DO NOT DISCOUNT YOUR LOVELY BAGGED HEAD TO LIGHTLY. MY WET DREAMS ARE FILLED WITH GETTING PAPER CUTS FROM YOU, {{{{<3}}}}.
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It leaves me asking: Where's the beef?
Author's Response:
That is just one of the many mysteries of the universe, my friend. From the creators of such questions as:
What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Is there an afterlife?
Is there a god?
What's yellow and dangerous?
How come people think digital watches are cool?
Will there be an Earthworm Jim 4?
...
Dammit, I wish someone would just own up and answer the damn things already.
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