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Now I can pretend I'm Tom Fulp and get all the Newground ladies!
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GOOD SIR, DO NOT DISCOUNT YOUR LOVELY BAGGED HEAD TO LIGHTLY. MY WET DREAMS ARE FILLED WITH GETTING PAPER CUTS FROM YOU, {{{{<3}}}}.
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Damn Charlotte.
BODY
HA HUH HEEEEHHHH
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You are my hero Jim Ether.
I loved the comments for the reviews for Jim Ether's movie.
Guest appearances by the characters from Saturday too!!!!!
Oh no my hat flew off it blew awayyyyy.
ROFFEL
I have nothing else coherent to say other than...
... you are my hero Jim Ether.
Your musical loops rule.
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"Optimus, how could you become a Nazi???"
Mega Happy Flash Battle Make Me Mega Happy Man.
Entertaining, wacky, wild. A lot of effort was put into this and it shows. The choice of music was excellent as was the placement of it.
FIFEN
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With a capital B.
A nice short. Had some good moments here and there... the final sequence was the most memorable one.
8====D
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A horrible portal entry. Poor graphics, no plot, poor sound.
Save your time and move on.
The filesize is large because the sound isn't compressed.
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Newgrounds users, you can suck my cock.
You let a work of Jim Ether, THE JIM ETHER fall through the cracks.
I have just let this entry loop for the past hour straight and I am *this* much closer to enlightenment.
Mr. Ether, creator of catchy loops and funny shorts, I, Shrapnel have failed you. I have let this entry fall through the cracks. Cut me, bleed me, and beat me until I am forgiven.
<3 snacks.
I would rather follow the hotdogs for happiness plan though.
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"I wasn't aware this band existed."
Until you made this movie.
ROFFEL.
$35 FER teh PRETTAY LADEEE
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That was an awesome short!
Humorous and well-paced.
The graphics and animation were superb.
CrowClock should've went out ith ClearClock- they would have made beautiful music together.
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It leaves me asking: Where's the beef?
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That is just one of the many mysteries of the universe, my friend. From the creators of such questions as:
What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Is there an afterlife?
Is there a god?
What's yellow and dangerous?
How come people think digital watches are cool?
Will there be an Earthworm Jim 4?
...
Dammit, I wish someone would just own up and answer the damn things already.
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