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"This used to be a proper movie."
Let us comment on this movie as an actual full and proper critique shall we?
This entry may confuse you because all it consists of is a question mark. Is this some cryptic message by the author? No. What used to be here was an entry where OrangeClock reads a segment from Wuthering Heights.
Then it was replaced with a question mark..... rendering my review obsolete which was then deleted.
Now this portal entry is nothing but a reversed audio clip with question marks.
How can anyone write a proper review for this movie now?
You can't. There's nothing in this entry. It's a worthless portal movie which is a part of a series of other entries replaced with question marks.
There are numerous other portal reviews that are not reflective of the movies they are reviewing and they aren't flagged for deletion. Why? Because they're not abusive. Who cares how inaccurate the actual review is?
If you think a reversed audio clip with question marks is really funny, then this movie is for you.
The review I wrote above actually consisted of the plot of the old entry.
Below is my old and formerely relevant review:
The old review held the following (and was non-abusive)
'This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for FUN QUESTION MARK #4@@@@@ on 3/4/02 at 12:32:35 AM, has been deleted:
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Overall Score: 10 / 10
Summary: HELLO CATHERINE.. THIS IS HEATHCLIFF
Review: I'VE RUN AWAY WITH ISABELLA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHA
THE PLAN OF REVENGE HAS BEGUN... STOP
FUCK!
FUCK!!!!!!!!! 11111111111111
Yea! Bash him with the mic!
BASH HIM GOOD!
WUTHERING HEIGHTS BAYBEE!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
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Please review the Portal review guidelines to ensure that you are following the rules.
Also, be aware that repeated review deletions will result in administrative action against your account.'
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Man- the only thing it missed was bananas.
The flying pigs and the blood gave me seizures. I orgasmed from the music.
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"Wonderfully animated clock violence"
Awesome animation and graphics and excellent choice of music in this superb little short. Although the Clock Crew is a bit of an in-joke among Newgrounds, many others should be able to enjoy this piece as a standalone work of art. Simple and to the point and not needlessly gratuitous in showcasing the authors talents.
Great work Luis!
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"YOU WILL NEVER KNOW TEH SEKRET!!111"
Try as you might George... you will NEVER KNOW THE SECRET OF SHRAPNEL SO HELP ME GOD.
THIS CONSPIRACY IS BIGGER THAN MOTHER RUSSIA
Vote Five.
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I saw this flash earlier and never had a chance to write a review.
This song and animation rocks!
Flowed smoothly, got it's point across and it's damn catchy.
The animation fit the lyrics wonderfully.
I can't say much more else... awesome work guys. Keep it coming!
And DOWN WITH EBAUMSWORLD!
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I haven't written a review in a while and I enjoyed this little clip so much that it's inspired me to write a review.
This is a wonderful little short that proves even sticks can be entertaining. Excellent choice of music and witty dialogue leading to an explosive ending. :)
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I love OrangeClock and I loved this little clip.
The sound clip was a bit on the poor side but still funny nonetheless.
The animation was on the simple side (which was expected) but it missed some 'oompf' to it. It followed the dialogue but didn't maximize the potential of the clip.
It still served it's purpose.
Good work. :)
Author's Response:
Thank you.
I'm aware of the soundquality, I couldnt find the original clip (and believe me, I tried) so I had to take it crappily from the movie I refer to. And the animation? Yea.. I know. I'm lazy. But for some reason I'm feeling like doing a whole new Tribute to Orange. I believe you inspired me.. You'll see (maybe)
Thanks for watching.
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Well what can I say? It was beautiful.
How beautiful was it? If beautiful was the sun and ugly was David Hassledork's groin I would say the praying mantis feeds in the evening sun by the light of the dolphin's shiny tail reflecting in the water by pizza in the land of Ronald McDonald.
But seriously, excellent choice in music. Anyone with music choice this good should bear my children. Or I should bear his children.
Author's Response:
you'll never see me do or say anything bad ever again. unless it's about blacks or jews...
i don't like them.
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The worst part of this entry was when it ended.
I laughed, I cried... and I was spellbound by the dancing robots.
It was a lovely short with lovely graphics put together with lovely music.
lol robots can pee.
FIFEN.
You've come a long way _altr_! Keep up the good work!
Author's Response:
I was inspiored by none other then the queen herself, Tony Blair.
Thanks, <3 ...
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There should be a bonus stage with B.
I am so happy you guys are making Flash Movies again.
{{ Orange and Piney }}
This game is fun. The sound effects rule, the graphics are clean. And I like the fact that the game speeds up the 'replaying' of the 'old material' so you don't have to wait forever for them to get through the old sequence.
FIFEN.
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