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Latest Flash Reviews
"This used to be a proper movie."
Let us comment on this movie as an actual full and proper critique shall we?
This entry may confuse you because all it consists of is a question mark. Is this some cryptic message by the author? No. What used to be here was an entry where OrangeClock reads a segment from Wuthering Heights.
Then it was replaced with a question mark..... rendering my review obsolete which was then deleted.
Now this portal entry is nothing but a reversed audio clip with question marks.
How can anyone write a proper review for this movie now?
You can't. There's nothing in this entry. It's a worthless portal movie which is a part of a series of other entries replaced with question marks.
There are numerous other portal reviews that are not reflective of the movies they are reviewing and they aren't flagged for deletion. Why? Because they're not abusive. Who cares how inaccurate the actual review is?
If you think a reversed audio clip with question marks is really funny, then this movie is for you.
The review I wrote above actually consisted of the plot of the old entry.
Below is my old and formerely relevant review:
The old review held the following (and was non-abusive)
'This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for FUN QUESTION MARK #4@@@@@ on 3/4/02 at 12:32:35 AM, has been deleted:
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Overall Score: 10 / 10
Summary: HELLO CATHERINE.. THIS IS HEATHCLIFF
Review: I'VE RUN AWAY WITH ISABELLA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHA
THE PLAN OF REVENGE HAS BEGUN... STOP
FUCK!
FUCK!!!!!!!!! 11111111111111
Yea! Bash him with the mic!
BASH HIM GOOD!
WUTHERING HEIGHTS BAYBEE!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
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Please review the Portal review guidelines to ensure that you are following the rules.
Also, be aware that repeated review deletions will result in administrative action against your account.'
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Man- the only thing it missed was bananas.
The flying pigs and the blood gave me seizures. I orgasmed from the music.
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"Wonderfully animated clock violence"
Awesome animation and graphics and excellent choice of music in this superb little short. Although the Clock Crew is a bit of an in-joke among Newgrounds, many others should be able to enjoy this piece as a standalone work of art. Simple and to the point and not needlessly gratuitous in showcasing the authors talents.
Great work Luis!
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Latest Audio Reviews
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It's a pretty tune.
It has a catchy beat and manages to stay fresh even with the repeating motif.
I'd use this if I could animate....
It's still nice to listen to in the background when you're doing something else.
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